Note from the Editor

Here they are once again, Swans' predictions treated with irreverence and to be taken with a grain of salt...

Best wishes for the new year, the new century and the new millennium. We are looking forward to see you in 3001!


"Swans' Definite Predictions"

Swans:  2001 Predictions

Millennarists have lost their last chance to witness the coming of the end. Armageddon will have to wait until 3001, while Ol' Reagan turns 90 next month. The indispensable nation is going through a change of guard. Six of one, half a dozen of the other… As predicted last year, the new monarch to lead the forces of good and commerce against evil and anarchy is male, white, and a God-fearing Christian. We never predicted anything about his diction and intellect though. Dot-coms are out, soft-landing is in. We have gone beyond the era of "It's the economy, stupid" and landed on the shores of "It's the values, stupid." To predict the next moves of our barbaricracy in such an uncertain climate is anyone's guess. Ours are brought to you tongue-in-cheek and free of charge, courtesy of Margaret Wyles, Michael Stowell, Milo Clark, Jan Baughman and Gilles d'Aymery.   More...

Swans is a collective, a flock. Its purpose is... You find out. Meantime, best wishes.



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Created: August 16, 2001